It’s Dan’s Fault
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Car will not start. Cat knocked over a drink. Printer jammed on page one again. Whatever went sideways, Dan is reviewing submissions and accepting responsibility with a smile.
Coffee was involved. Case closed
If it worked yesterday that was yesterday
Have you tried snacks and patience
Dog ate the homework. Cat filed the report
Button was pressed with confidence if not accuracy
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